Conversations with my not so Brilliant self.

June 14, 2010

Me and Tom's sexting: Sociology style!

Lydia:	Hey, what you up to?
Tom:	Revising.
Lydia:	Cool, what?
Tom:	Merton, the sexy devil!
Lydia:	Yeah baby, I'll strain your Theory!
Tom:	Phoar, I love it when you talk functionalism
Lydia:	You just wait till I max out your marxist!
Tom:	The new right...IN MY PANTS!
Lydia:	Ha, I'm a feminist, and I think you are a sexy pig!
Tom:	My pants are full of Jizz Marx now!
Lydia:	Haha, and I'm just anit-cliMARXing
Tom:	:)
Lydia:	We are horrible people.
Tom:	I love you
Lydia:	I love you...DICK UP TO YOUR DURKHIEM!
Tom:	No Reply...

June 10, 2010 with 1 note

Typical Day at Work: Garnish or Salad?

Costumer:	Could I have the Lasagna and Chips please.
Me:	Yes, anything eles?
Costumer:	Erm, does it come with a side salad?
Me:	It comes with a Garnish.
Costumer:	What's in that?
Me:	Well, Lettuce, Cucumber, Tomatoes, Onion and some salad dressing.
Costumer:	So...it's a salad?
Me:	Sort of.
Costumer:	Ok, I'll have it with the side salad please.

June 8, 2010

Omgosh! TUNE!

June 8, 2010

Looks Like Obama is ready to rumble over oil spill!

June 7, 2010

The things Tom Says to me sometimes....

Tom:	Do you think if you saw a really fat person far away, but they had a really loud voice. Do you think you would mistake them for a Midget?
Lydia:	Er...No Tom, I don't think so. Why?
Tom:	Just wondering.
Lydia:	..ok?

June 7, 2010

I have been Totally Neglecting my Tumblr.

Wow! I havn’t been on my tumblr since Febuary!

February 28, 2010

Hang Over Cure

Laura:	It's Mr Bean day on Channel 5 tomorrow.
Lydia:	Wow, really?
Laura:	Yeah, I'm going to sit at home all day and watch it
Lydia:	Cool
Laura:	I think it's the best hang over cure.
Lydia:	What, Mr Bean?
Laura:	No. Laughter.

February 13, 2010

Can’t play for Toffee

—Classic Coombey

February 12, 2010 with 2 notes

If a cat had 5 fingers, I would give it a high five!

—The More Than Advert

February 11, 2010

Paramore . Turn It Off .

I scraped my knees while I was praying
And found a demon in my safest haven
Seems like it’s getting harder to believe in anything
Than just to get lost in all my selfish thoughts

I wanna know what it’d be like
To find perfection in my pride
To see nothing in the light
I’ll turn it off, in all my spite
In all my spite, I’ll turn it off

And the worst part is
Before it gets any better
We’re headed for a cliff
And in the free fall
I will realize I’m better off
When I hit the bottom